memeguy-com:

This idiot got himself stuck today
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homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
tastefullyoffensive:

[specialbrowny]
Anonymous asked:
hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

laugh-for-days:

nepetabread:

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

ultrafacts:

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